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The gift shop of @toodarktofollow. 38.2K followers. Zero alibis.
You laughed.
Now make it premeditated.
Two shirts ship free. Misery loves company.
Keep followingIf you laughed, hell already has your size.
We mock the funeral. Never the mourners. For people who laugh first and check the room second.
Sir, This Is a Funeral T-shirt
Technically, it's black.
Leaves the printer in 2 to 5 business days. $4.90 shipping, two ship free.
Too Soon? T-shirt
Your joke arrived before the ambulance did.
Leaves the printer in 2 to 5 business days. $4.90 shipping, two ship free.
Too dark to see. Tap to turn the lights on.
Going to Hell T-shirt
Your group chat, but warmer.
Leaves the printer in 2 to 5 business days. $4.90 shipping, two ship free.
Number One T-shirt
Greatest Of All Time. Also the fastest.
Leaves the printer in 2 to 5 business days. $4.90 shipping, two ship free.
I Am Rich T-shirt
Same shirt. Same cotton. More stars. That's it.
Leaves the printer in 2 to 5 business days. $4.90 shipping, two ship free.
Leaves the printer in 2 to 5 business days. $4.90 shipping, two ship free.
Leaves the printer in 2 to 5 business days. $4.90 shipping, two ship free.
Accessories
to the crime
Drop 01
Broken
people
Seven days on sale from Sat 31 Oct, 20:00 CET. Then it dies. No stock, so no fake “only 3 left”. Just a real funeral.
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100% dark. You scrolled past every exit. You live here now.